Thank you Patrons!

The Pearl has served as a space for Heavy RP for 69 weeks, and is finally closing its doors. It has been a privilege to serve the community and provide a safe space for roleplayers of all experience, background and gender. It takes significant time and effort to run a venue, special thanks to the Staff and Management who made it possible each week.We hope all of you seek out new opportunities to learn and grow in your RP and your characters, please be kind to each other.Our Discord community is still active and planning events, the house itself will remain as an open space for RP.

The Thousand Needles

Welcome to our surprise dice drink. You have accepted the challenge.A demanding take on the classic margarita. Three parts tequila shaken together with one part triple sec. The challenge comes from the half shot of Peiste venom added to the mix. Garnished with a nopales slice and bright cactus flower. Served with a hollow sabotender needle rather than a straw.Peiste venom is notorious for its capricious effects, changing from person-to-person and hour-to hour. We wish you luck with your experience.Roll /random in chat and click on the corresponding button below for your consequences.

You Rolled: 0 - 1

Like a thousand needles this drink pricks into your skin sending sharp pain up your spine to fog your mind. Instantly you are blackout drunk and must pick an unusual place to wake up after your uncontrollable, random antics for the rest of the evening.

You Rolled: 2 - 99

The smoothness of the drink takes you by surprise. Especially considering the strength, which hits you like a stampede of Chocobos. You find yourself instantly, roaring drunk, regardless of how many drinks you've had.

You Rolled: 100 - 199

There's a strangely... antique flavor to this drink. Thee anon has't the desire to conv'rse liketh Urianger.

You Rolled: 200 - 299

Your body begins feeling lighter and lighter, practically floating across the ground. Unfortunately for you, while you might be a bit more graceful, you also gain the speech patterns of a moogle, ending all of your sentences with "Kupo", kupo. Whether you notice, or not, is entirely up to you.